ApolloHoax.net
Off Topic => General Discussion => Topic started by: Andromeda on November 11, 2012, 01:22:44 PM
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If all HBs lived on some isolated island in the middle of the Pacific, what would it be like? Here is what we have so far:
1. Shadows are always be perfectly parallel, no matter the terrain.
2. Stars would be visible all the time, even during the day.
3. Any radioactivity, at any level, is always deadly.
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Everyone would give totally 100% objective accounts of every experience.
All problems would be solved by common sense.
The whole of hoaxland could be fake, but no-one's really sure...
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There would be no accidents in Hoaxland and no one would die from natural causes. All deaths would be the result of some sort of nefarious plan.
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In Hoaxland you always believe the opposite of what anyone says.
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Education is not provided, because no-one needs it and anyone who has it is obviously brainwashed.
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There are no "laws" of physics or mathematics - anything that happens is the result of whatever "makes sense" to the people around at the time.
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Radiative heating would instantly bring objects to the temperature of the radiating surface. Campfires would be quite lethal.
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Any public appearance you make would be scrutinized by "common-sense psychologists" who would have only two possible categories for you: "Liar who ought to be arrested immediately" and "Liar who is under duress to conform".
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In Hoaxland, the longer you work in a given field, the more expertise you accrue, and the more books you write or TV appearances you give means that in reality you are completely and utterly incompentent in that profession.
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In hoaxland, although no-one would ever confirm this with any evidence whatsoever, you would always admit your lifelong held secrets to "truth seekers" only on your deathbed.
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Radiative heating would instantly bring objects to the temperature of the radiating surface. Campfires would be quite lethal.
It's up to you, of course, but if you include the phrase "In hoaxland" in the post as some of the others did, then it would be obvious to someone scanning the link that shows the ten most recent posts, that your post is part of a game, and you haven't suddenly gone round the twist.
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There are no "laws" of physics or mathematics - anything that happens is the result of whatever "makes sense" to the people around at the time.
In Hoaxland, the only circumstanstial evidence admissible in court is "who had the most to gain?"
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In Hoaxland, the truth can be stated in brief sound bites, but lies and distortions must be painstakingly explained in endless detail.
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In Hoaxland, the first news reports out of a confused and developing event are the truth, but anything reconsidered and corrected afterwards is a cover-up.
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Richard Hoagland is lauded in Hoaxland because when viewing aerial photos of its domain, he sees only evidence of terrestrial intelligence.
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in Hoaxland, imaging technology is so great that there are no such things as compression artifacts or limits of resolution, and therefore everything recorded in an image is exactly as it was in reality, and any image may be zoomed in to any level and still faithfully show what was present in the scene.
Either that, or Hoaxland itself is actually pixellated and blurry...
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In Hoaxland Apollo astronauts confess all.
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In Hoaxland, people who are "just asking questions" are just asking questions.
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In Hoaxland, childish and disparaging comments about science and its practitioners are received with agreeing nods.
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In Hoaxland, homeschoolers tell that teachin' lady the only three letters they need to learn are U, S and A!
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In Haoxland, both the USA and the USSR can be either reviled or beloved, depending on various random and unseen forces.
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In hoaxland, the only credible evidence to be found is in YouTube videos.
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In hoaxland, the only credible evidence to be found is in YouTube videos.
Or any random website.
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In Hoaxland, long playing videos are suspected of being propaganda while arbitrary snippets of those very same videos show the truth.
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In Hoaxland, the recollections of all witnesses to any event agree completely in every detail.
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In hoaxland second and third hand sources trump primary documentation, and hearsay and decades old recollections supersede contemporaneous statements by participants and eyewitnesses.
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In hoaxland second and third hand sources trump primary documentation, and hearsay and decades old recollections supersede contemporaneous statements by participants and eyewitnesses.
In Hoaxland they don't even know what "primary source", "hearsay" and "contemporaneous" mean, and have never heard of logical fallacies.
In Hoaxland nobody ever spends more than 15 minutes reading at Clavius (http://www.clavius.org).
...because...
In Hoaxland JayUtah hacks all the 'puters.
In Hoaxland it is well-known that JayUtah, Phil Plait and LunarOrbit are paid handsomely by NASA.
However...
In Hoaxland some people think JayUtah, Phil Plait and LunarOrbit are actually the same person who deceitfully receives three handsome incomes from NASA, but other Hoaxlanders are quite confident that they are indeed three different people, and some of them think that Phil Plait is far more handsome than either JayUtah or LunarOrbit.
In Hoaxland, astronauts and capcoms are never allowed to crack jokes (http://cosmoquest.org/forum/showthread.php/18178-Apollo-Astronauts-Joking-Around).
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In Hoaxland they simultaneously faked the Moon landing because we couldn't get there at all and faked it because they couldn't show us the aliens they found there.
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in Hoaxland the moon doesn´t exist at all
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In Hoaxland, the moon is a hollow spacecraft filled with Nazis.
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In Hoaxland, the moon is a hollow spacecraft filled with Nazis.
And reptilians.
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In Hoaxland, people who claim to have Aeronautique degrees can actually read schematics.
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In Hoaxland, the evil government has an unlimited number of people employed in creating and monitoring the hoax - and yet, you never see them recruiting at job fairs.
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In Hoaxland, watching a YouTube video means you are as knowledgeable and experienced as someone with multiple degrees and years of industry experience.
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No, it means you are more knowledgeable and experienced.
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In Hoaxland, watching a YouTube video means you are as knowledgeable and experienced as someone with multiple degrees and years of industry experience.
Let me fix that for you:
In Hoaxland, watching a YouTube video means you are much more as knowledgeable and experienced than as someone with multiple degrees and years of industry experience. In fact, anyone like that who disagrees with you can be disregarded as a proven paid shill.
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No, it means you are more knowledgeable and experienced.
Great minds think alike...
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True, because people with qualifications are simply "brainwashed" and "closed-minded" in Hoaxland.
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Then again, immediately after a Truther finished bashing me over the head with dismissals of NIST and other civil engineering experts as liars, he began appealing to the authority of his "experts" who claim the WTC towers were brought down by explosives.
He seemed completely oblivious to his double standard.
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In Hoaxland, "common sense" always applies, no matter how out-of-common-experience the event.
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In Hoaxland, third hand reports attributed to "trained observers" are preferred to first hand observations by people with accredited training.
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In Hoaxland, anonymous stories that get multiple facts wrong and are laughable to anyone actually familiar with the topic are accepted without question.
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In Hoaxland, you can't prove the landings on the Moon happened, unless you can.