Good grief, this is desperate stuff. Tarkus has gone through the bottom of the barrel with this one.
"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels."
--Roger Ebert
Ha!

No doubt, however, our 'friend' tarkus will barrel into some new claim. It's not like he's stopped before!
I was going to write a rebuttal when this topic showed up, but I was too exhausted by his antics to give a flying fudge.