Proof Apollo was hoaxed redux

[dwight]

As it is quiet here at the moment, I thought I'd add my hard evidence that Apollo was faked - namely there are no stars in the photos. Discuss (you Apollogists, you).

[Andromeda]

Waving flag, you Government shill.

[Jason Thompson]

Of course there are no stars. Everyone knows the stars are not visible outside an atmosphere, where their transverse x-ray waves get downshifted to visible light or something....

[Luke Pemberton]

As it is quiet here at the moment.

That's because we are all spending our hard earned shill wages on holidays. I for one have had a 6 month Caribbean cruise at the expense of NASA. I get $3 for each post I make anywhere on the internet, $5 if I post on The Blunder from Downunder's channel. Imagine what Jay and ka9q has earned, must be in the millions now.

[dwight]

Im happy to report that after much haggling, I have secured an attractive health benefit and pension plan for immediate relatives of paid shills. This enhances your existing shill contract. Also Luke, you'll be happy to hear there is now a 15% loading on holiday pay, backdated to January 1st.

[cjameshuff]

Of course there are no stars. Everyone knows the stars are not visible outside an atmosphere, where their transverse x-ray waves get downshifted to visible light or something....

Transverse waves? Everyone knows starlight consists of plane waves. Anyway...it's all about Compton scattering! Oh, and gratings!

[Tedward]

Transverse waves? Them the ones that across the beach? And I know all about gratings, they cover the holes where the water disappears when it rains, usually on the road.

Anyway. There is one overwhelming bit of evidence everyone is missing. I call it the "hmmm" evidence. Whenever that is uttered in a video or typed, you know they know the facts. Stands to reason.

Damn. Two bits of overwhelming evidence, "hmmm" and "stands to reason".

And not forgetting the "does not look right".

Damn damn... three bits of overwhelming evidence......


(shamelessly stolen idea)

[darren r]

Anyway. There is one overwhelming bit of evidence everyone is missing. I call it the "hmmm" evidence. Whenever that is uttered in a video or typed, you know they know the facts. Stands to reason.

Damn. Two bits of overwhelming evidence, "hmmm" and "stands to reason".

And not forgetting the "does not look right".

Damn damn... three bits of overwhelming evidence......

 

I think there's a Bingo card in this. I'll contribute :

"NASA (or whomever) expects us to believe..."

[Echnaton]

Im happy to report that after much haggling, I have secured an attractive health benefit and pension plan for immediate relatives of paid shills. This enhances your existing shill contract. Also Luke, you'll be happy to hear there is now a 15% loading on holiday pay, backdated to January 1st.

Unfortunately. this doesn't apply to the Houston office, even though we are the home of the hoax.  For two reasons.  1. We are deeply in debt from the overuse of our expense account to pay bar tabs. 2. All the drinking over the years has caused our collective health to decline and we have been unsuccessful in recruiting enough new young, alcohol tolerant members to offset the high cost of liver treatment for us long timers.  Our health benefits were cut to save costs and our shadow government leaders conspired to get us rejected from Obama Care to prevent their callousness from being exposed.

Our Houston group got together and decided to expose the hoax but realized that we (collectively) had done the job so well that no one was around to believe the truth anymore.  Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, from what little I can remember.   

[Tedward]

Have not the aliens given you cloning technology for liver transplants..... no... wait..... beer that does not affect livers?


Anyway. Some bloke/blokess on the internet said so and I believe him/her and to be safe, it, there may be lizard overlords. Now, just have to send my details to this banking email.....

[smartcooky]

And I know all about gratings

I know about grating too. Its the feeling I get when I read anything Jarrah's Junkbox

[Echnaton]

Have not the aliens given you cloning technology for liver transplants.....

Aliens.  Boy have you drunk the Koolaid. 

[raven]

Aliens.  Boy have you drunk the Koolaid.

Well, of course, aliens gave us Koolaid.

[Tedward]

 

I think there's a Bingo card in this. I'll contribute :

"NASA (or whomever) expects us to believe..."

It is a tombola with this lot, spin the tub, pick todays anti shill tirade. Wibble.

[Tedward]

Koolaid, that is a visual joke from Family Guy.....

I assume it is a beverage, usually red and advertised in a nice big beverage dispenser made of glass?


Capturing Aliens had me thinking. There must be someone who is going to ask them about non taking over the planet stuff. Underwear that stays clean so you only need one pair of whatever. Better quality non stick socks, striped paint. The ultimate cake recipe. And looking at the news and a presenter with a suspect hair do at this moment, better fitting syrups.