While the crickets continue chirping...
I thought I might check out Allan's claim to being a photographer of such skill that he could, you know, 
analyse stuff...  So I popped over to his website as a first stop to see what he *claimed*...  Well, I clicked the 
link to his 'gallery/ies' to see his prowess... sadly, that page is very, 
very broken.  What is even more embarrassing, it's broken in such a way that it shows the login name he was using, presumably when it all fell apart - the errors proudly proclaim that Access {is} Denied and then show that login..

At least it doesn't show his password, I guess.  To save you the trouble of going there, I've attached a quick screenshot of what it looks like, with little coloured boxes over the login name (I'm 
very kind..):
Anyway, I trust his photographic knowledge is better than those website skills - all I can judge is that one low-res badly processed shot of a particularly lethargic looking surfer.. and I'll refrain from telling you what I think, other than to say it reinforces what has already been said here.