I can see the movie now. 5 or 6 Texans sitting around a table in a smoke filled tavern, playing poker, where the stakes are high and the tension could be cut with a knife. In the midst of all this, the village idiot comes in and dances from one player to the next reciting his meeting with Moses, Mohammed, and Klaus Hergisheimer (who was checking on radiation levels). It would be the surpise summer hit of 2015, and titled "A Fist Full of Saliva"