Good, because I've been to Australia. It's real. Not like Canada.
Hey! 
Oh, come on. A country larger than China, but with only 2.5% of the population, most of whom are lumberjacks, which has both English and French as official languages, where the football teams have twelve players who have only three downs to advance the ball, and the police look like this?
Next you'll be telling us that moose are real 
I don't know of any lumberjacks, but I hear they still exist out in the wilds.
Canada invented "american" football in 1861.
And mounties only wear that when some important Brit or Yank comes to town.
In my home province of Newfoundland there are more moose than people I think.
BTW in high school I loved rugby. So much purer compared to football.
oh, and Australia often reminds me of Canada!
