Hopefully this will serve as a final nail in the coffin of these idiots.
In your dreams...
From
When Angels Wept (an alternative history of the Cuban Missile Crisis) by Eric G. Swedin:
"The keys to a successful conspiracy theory are a perverse ignorance of the facts and ignorance of how human affairs actually unfold."
"There is nothing like a conspiracy theorist to make a professional historian chew on the edge of his or her desk like a beaver driven mad."