Blue Origin Board of Directors Meeting
Book Shop Owner - "Well we have been in business nearly 20 years now. I am spending a billion dollars a year to finance this endeavor, where are we at? How far off earth have we got?
CEO- "60"
Bookshop owner- "60,000 miles. Wonderful."
CEO- "No 60 miles"
Bookshop owner - "60 miles? In 20 years? Wtf. NASA put six craft on the moon 240000 miles away after only 5 or 6 years of development 50 years ago. Are you saying we can't even do a quick 2 hour 10000 mile joyride into space and back?"
CEO- "Yup, Didn't you get the memo? Something about a time warp. And all the technology was destroyed. And blueprints? Apparently they have been misplaced. Here I will let Don Petitt, US's longest serving astronaut explain it to you"
Bookshop Owner- "Ahhh... that explains it. Here's another cheque for a billion. Promise me we can get to at least 100 miles up before I run out of Amazon stock."