Gee, nobody's going to ask me about the obscure EE joke? ;-)
That's because nobody like jokes about current events.
Hah. Good one.
Okay, here goes. A team is investigating the crash of a charter airplane carrying a group of Polish tourists on a sightseeing trip over western Europe. (No, this is not actually a Polish joke, but the nationality is still important to the joke. Just read on...)
They play back the voice and flight data recorders. It went like this:
"And if you look out the left side, you'll see the Eiffel Tower".
As the passengers all move to the side, the flight data recorder indicates a little rolling motion but it soon damps out.
"Now to your left you will see the English Channel, and beyond that, the White Cliffs of Dover".
Again, the plane rolls a little but quickly stabilizes.
"Now look to the right and you'll see the city of Berlin"
This time the plane rolls violently and goes out of control.
One investigator says "Ah ha, I know exactly what happened. You can't have all your poles on the right side of the plane!"
Now how many people got that?