LANGUAGE WARNING
This reminds me of a story about a little boy who gets driven to school every morning by his father. One morning, Father gets called into work early, and so the boy's mother has to drive him to school. As they drive down the road, the little boy keeps looking around outside of the car at other cars, as if trying to see something. He gets more and more agitated, and finally....
BOY: Mummy?
MUM: Yes dear?
BOY Where are all the f****ing bastards!??
MUM: Oh, Son, they only come out when Dad drives!